As Auburn students, we have all heard the legend. Just one step on the Auburn seal in front of Langdon Hall and your college career here at Auburn is, essentially, over. You won’t graduate on time (or at all) and, worst of all, you won’t meet your husband or wife! Now who wants to marry an Alabama fan? That’s right. No one does.
Thankfully, this year is a leap year! Tonight, at midnight, you need to high-tail it over to the president’s mansion and bathe in his fountain. I have no doubt President Gogue and the local authorities will understand. Bathing in a fountain is obviously better than having to drink from the koi pond!